Steve Ballmer sells Windows 1.0

Don’t Copy that Floppy

Ellen Feis Apple Switch Ad

Commodore 64 Commercial

MS-DOS 5 Promo Video

Movie Piracy is a Crime

Parody of Movie Piracy is a Crime

Atari Pole Position

BT Slimtel

Kevin Costner Apple Ad

Amstrad Ad

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dear sir or madam: at approximately 00:30 on thursday morning, i was with a friend walking back from a night of drunken revelry when i spotted a pair of crutches leaning against the fence by the tennis courts. you are evidently very tall, as i had to adjust these crutches before i could mockingly, drunkenly […]

It seems as though the consumerist caught a Geek Squad employee copying porn off a customers computer and putting it on their personal flash drive.
Post on Consumerist site
Complete with screenshots of the entire thing, although the real crime should be charging $29 to install iTunes.

Need out of your Sprint contract? Apparently if you nag them enough they will cancel your account, too bad it doesn’t list how many times these people were calling in to customer service.
Link

Since everyone gives me crap now about being a Mac junky I found this pretty funny:
Maddox Link

“A 14-year-old Pinellas boy found out it’s a bad idea to make a random phone call to try and sell drugs and it’s even worse if the person at the other end of the line is a cop.
Gulfport Police say that’s what happened Sunday night when 14-year-old Shaquille McKinney dialed a wrong number, calling the […]

Today, he’s Jared Fogel the friendly Subway guy. To scores of Indiana U. students back when, he was their in-dorm porno-rental superstore. Eat fresh!
Before he became a poster child for weight loss, the affable Subway spokestool once ran a adult film emporium from his bedroom, reports Best Week Ever. His collection was said to be […]

How I love to read these stories…
2005 WorldNetDaily.com
A man trying to pay a fee using $2 bills was arrested, handcuffed and taken to jail after clerks at a Best Buy store questioned the currency’s legitimacy and called police.
According to an account in the Baltimore Sun, 57-year-old Mike Bolesta was shocked to find himself […]